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Grass is greener on the other side

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  It’s important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence….. But one must also be careful…… But when you find yourself overextended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one [...] Read more »

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George of the Jungle

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Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information that may shock and upset you. Much like the Kennedy/Lincoln connections it has come to my attention that George of the Jungle and Titanic are basically the same movie. While looking at the cultural values of films in my Lit class, I accidently stumbled across this exciting news. Keep [...] Read more »

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Top this for a speeding ticket

Have you ever received a speeding ticket well this is the ultimate responce, this is a classic, If it was me I would have fired. Read more »

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This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the [...] Read more »

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Things that make life easier

CUP & COOKIES Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favorite cookies. You don’t need extra plates. It’s made for right handed and left handed. cookie cup BANANA GUARD – Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana [...] Read more »

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Senior Citizen Moment Gone Wrong

This is supposedly a true Funny Story about an elderly citizen who thought some guys were trying to steal her car. Very funny. Read more »

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Joke Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You [...] Read more »

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Dan Harrison Elephant Story

In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the [...] Read more »