Jokes & Funny Pictures

July 1, 2009

  • The Bone Yard near Davis Monthan Air Force Base

    The Bone Yard near Davis Monthan Air Force Base in Tucson, Arizona is not privately owned in fact it belongs to the military. The locations are selected for these boneyards in the deserts are due to the very dry conditions that contribute to a reduction in corrosion on the aircraft.mostly these bonyards exist is to [...]

April 28, 2009

  • George of the Jungle

    Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information that may shock and
    upset you. Much like the Kennedy/Lincoln connections it has come to my
    attention that George of the Jungle and Titanic are basically the same
    movie. While looking at the cultural values of films in my Lit class, I
    accidently
    stumbled across this exciting news. Keep in mind nothing [...]

  • Top this for a speeding ticket

    Have you ever received a speeding ticket well this is the ultimate responce, this is a classic, If it was me I would have fired.

  • This is weird, but interesting!

    fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny
    55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
    uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
    aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in
    waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod [...]

  • Things that make life easier

    CUP & COOKIES
    Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favorite cookies. You don't need extra plates. It's made for right handed and left handed.
    cookie cup

    BANANA GUARD – Protect Your Banana!
    Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to [...]

  • Senior Citizen Moment Gone Wrong

    This is supposedly a true Funny Story about an elderly citizen who thought some guys were trying to steal her car. Very funny.

  • Joke Politics Explained

    FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
    PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
    BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two [...]

April 27, 2009

  • Grass is greener on the other side

    It's important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence….. But one must also be careful……

    But when you find yourself overextended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing [...]

  • Dan Harrison Elephant Story

    In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the [...]