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Grass is greener on the other side

Andrew — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 06:36:39 +0000

It’s important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence….. But one must also be careful…… But when you find yourself overextended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one [...]

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George of the Jungle

Andrew — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:24:06 +0000

Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information that may shock and upset you. Much like the Kennedy/Lincoln connections it has come to my attention that George of the Jungle and Titanic are basically the same movie. While looking at the cultural values of films in my Lit class, I accidently stumbled across this exciting news. Keep [...]

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Top this for a speeding ticket

Andrew — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 04:55:49 +0000

Have you ever received a speeding ticket well this is the ultimate responce, this is a classic, If it was me I would have fired. Top this for a speeding ticket is a post from: Andrew Fugiel | Web Developer

Top this for a speeding ticket is a post from: Andrew Fugiel | Web Developer

This is weird, but interesting!

Andrew — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:10:00 +0000

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the [...]

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Things that make life easier

Andrew — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:08:26 +0000

CUP & COOKIES Smart cup in which you can put 2-3 of your favorite cookies. You don’t need extra plates. It’s made for right handed and left handed. cookie cup BANANA GUARD – Protect Your Banana! Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana [...]

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Senior Citizen Moment Gone Wrong

Andrew — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:22:04 +0000

This is supposedly a true Funny Story about an elderly citizen who thought some guys were trying to steal her car. Very funny. Senior Citizen Moment Gone Wrong is a post from: Andrew Fugiel | Web Developer

Senior Citizen Moment Gone Wrong is a post from: Andrew Fugiel | Web Developer

Joke Politics Explained

Andrew — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:15:33 +0000

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You [...]

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Dan Harrison Elephant Story

Andrew — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:19:28 +0000

In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the [...]

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